Treat Yo' Self: 19 Things Every Food Loving Woman Will Understand
As modern women of the world, I think we can all agree that nothing can beat a good feast of food. Here are 19 things that every food-loving woman will understand....
1. Your idea of fun is anything that revolves around food.
2. Because happiness to you is being fed and being full.
3. So you take food very seriously, far more seriously than others.
4. You can match any guy when it comes to eating.
“The bigger portion is for me, right?”
5. And if people question your habits, you always know just what to say.
6. And how to justify yourself.
Not that you fucking need to...
7. Because eating is all that matters, you never hide the hungry in you.
I'm totally not one of those girls who's afraid to eat in front of people. I love food. Food is literally life. ??
— Les❁ (@lesssssssslie)
8. So sometimes you might forget your manners.
9. And things might get just a little bit messy.
Story of my life is taking my bra off and having crumbs fall out
— Lauren FitzGerald (@laurennfitzz)
10. To the point where sometimes you just have to take the necessary precautions.
11. When you hear about someone’s diet you’re just there like:
Please, bother someone else with your mundane tales and boring life choices.