The 11 Signs Your Donut Obsession Has Gone Too Far
We all love a good donut. If you walk around any city, especially Dublin, you can find these sugary sensations just about anywhere. They love us and we love them. If a donut was a being it would say "I bring you love!" - Mr. Burns style. Sometimes these joyous wonders can be our worst nightmare. Here's 11 moments you know your donut obsessions have gone too far:
1). You have to tell yourself donuts aren't your friend on the regular
2). You have loyalty cards for more than one donut shop
3). You dream about donuts and wake up drooling and shaking for your fix
4). You invent fake stories and names to get your fix
5). You regularly change up your donut shops so you get no judgement from the people serving you
6). But you're still on a first name basis with all the staff
7). You replace dinner with donuts cause you've convinced yourself they have nutritional value
8). You stare longingly at people with donuts
9). You imagine you future life partners favourite donut choices and you know their choice will be a deal breaker
10). You write a blog about donuts
11). You're writing a list of donut obsessions for work and secretly Googling top spots to have a donut in peace
FML!