Chicken Goujon Outrage: Dublin Students Left Starving After New Rule
Chicken goujons are life. Chicken goujons are everything. And when someone takes that away from you, you can feel personally victimised. Well, there has been a chicken goujon crisis at DCU this week and honestly, we're here for it.
The NuBar has been a highly-esteemed, first-class honours chicken goujon institution for years with their five-piece meal with chips. But then one day, for NO REASON they took out one of the goujons. If you've ever eaten four goujons you'll know this is merely but a crumb of food and you'll be left starving.
Students have not held back in telling NuBar just what they think of this farce:
Only in @DublinCityUni will you see a single chicken goujon be the reason for the students to unite #BringBackOurGoujon
— bedd (@Dabedd) February 9, 2017
The only reason I came to DCU was for the 5 goujons & chips, Im considering dropping out of DCU because it's only 4 now #BringBackOurGoujon
— Ceallachán Ó Comáin (@CalCommons) February 8, 2017
No, you're crying.
But alas, there has been some good news and by tonight, we shall know the fate of our delicious goujons #bringbackourgoujon