People Are Selling Bread On Done Deal For Up To €1,500
Bread, teabags, butter, potatoes and milk are staple items in any Irish household and if there are any naysayers out there to this claim then simply redirect them to DoneDeal. This week Ireland is expecting Storm Emma a.k.a 'The Beast Of The East' to sweep the land and bring snow and minus six degrees, striking fear in the hearts of many a weekly shopper.
Breaking: Spar Dalkey confirm they are now completely sold out of all Sundried Tomato Foccia Bread.
Gardai are calling for calm as Govt. confirm Taoiseach has contacted French President Emmanuel Macron in bid to see shelves restocked in time for the rugger on Sat.#Sneachta pic.twitter.com/gSMQtBn5yo— Dustin The Turkey (@DustinOfficial) February 26, 2018
Due to this snowstorm, bread sales have surged in shops in the greater Dublin area leaving many shops in short supply. It could be next week before stocks return to normal. You know you can expect a rough week ahead when Mary next door is stocking up on the Batch loaf and Pat The Baker and there isn't a sale on. Here are some of the 'bargains' you can find on DoneDeal:
Brennan's Bread (3/4 of a loaf) - €135
"14 slices still left in the loaf. Grab yourself a bargain before stocks run out. One time only snowstorm offer €135 ono Call anytime, day or night "Batton down the hatches "'.
Pat The Baker (Sold Out Nationwide) - €1,500
"Top of the range bread can't find anywhere in Ireland you won't get a better offer buy today and receive a free yes free 1-liter bottle of milk straight from the cow's tit! Buy now or starve in this weather! (does not come with Tayto) contact Raymond 0879014269".
Pack Of Bread - €150
"Gluten-free bread, if you're of that persuasion."
1/2 loaf sliced bread - €80
"Ireland is in a mad state of panic, the beast from the east is coming, what can I say ....”. supply in demand“ ? Can sell by the slice, Drone delivery €80 in the local parish depending on visibility."
If you're planning on stocking up on bread make sure to check the date, give the loaf a good squeeze and check that you've plenty of room in the freezer. May the carbs be ever in your favour.
FYI: If you're planning to use this service to obtain your bread then you might want to think about how you'll get to that bread during an actual snowstorm. Think ahead.