20 'Bridget Jones Diary' Moments Every Single Girl Has Had
'Bridget Jones Diary' follows the trials and errors of lady singleton protagonist Bridget Jones. However, as an avid fan of these movies and fellow singleton I couldn't help but connect to the character on a much deeper level: It seems I embarrass myself publicly at least three times a day, my attempt to be a semi-graceful human being goes out the window so quickly that I spend most nights eating cereal and watching sh*t telly. And don't get my started on my love life... These are the 20 'Bridget Jones Diary' moments every single girl has.
20. Show Up To An Event Incredibly Underdressed (By Accident)
Shoot me now.
19. Ramble Away In The Presence Of Beautiful Men
Well I suppose I'll just keeping talking until they stop me.
18. Feel The Pressure From Society To Be In A Relationship Through The Medium Of Your Own Mother
Always helpful.
17. Resort To The Hermit Lifestyle, Avoiding All Responsibilities & Eat Nothing But Sh*t
Standard.
16. Try Too Hard To Look Amazing For A Date & Turn Out Looking Like Some Sort Of Bizarre Pigeon Lady Prostitute
Not worth being late for.
15. Fall For The Whimsically Intelligent, Fun Loving Bellend.
Happens to the best of us.
14. Have Your Attempt To Convert To Being A Domestic Goddess Go Absolutely Arse-Ways
Blue soup om nom!
13. Find Mental Refuge & Strength In The Company Of Your Father
They always take our side no matter what.
12. Has Had Two Beautiful Men Fight Over You
Lol jk.
11. Either Way It's Either A Feast or A Famine
We all have our good and our bad Tinder days.
10. When We Do Get Some We Try To Hide The Effects Of The Pre-Coital Diet
Why did I eat all those burritos?
9. It Was Embarrassing Enough That You Were Wearing Your Most God Awful Pair Of Knickers
Own way too many pairs of these.
8. Being The ONLY Person With No One To Love
Yep, there's my Saturday night.
7. And Having It Rubbed In Your Face
Replace dinner party with pre-drinks and yep, this is my view.
6. You Come To The Eventual Conclusion That You Are A Young Single Independent Woman Who Don't Need No Man
Those Destiny Child girlos would be proud.
5. Until Someone Gives You Fanny Flutter
Take me now.
4. Or Until You Hit The Vodka & Realise How Lonely You Are
I've been there. You've been there. Together we're not alone.
3. Only To Pull Yourself Off The Ground & Seek Self-Improvement
Everyday is a fresh start to becoming a better person.
2. Find That Someone Who You Immensely Disliked Now Has Won Over Your Heart
But... but I hate you.
1. Turning Down That Former Knob End's Proposition Of Running Into The Sunset Together. Accept The Fact That You're Better Than That & Leave Feeling Empowered.
You go girl!