41 Things That Are Easier To Find Than The G-Spot
It doesn't matter if you go in armed with a map, a compass, supplies and a solid 10-incher, the G-spot is a lost treasure that is not easy to find. It takes cunning, determination, sexual mastery and a penis like a roaming rattle-snake. I wanted to write an article on how to find the damn thing, but I can't! I don't know how. Here are things that I know for are a fact that are actually easier to find!
1) Area 51
2) Your Keys When Leaving In A Hurry
3) Something There Isn't A Porn Version Of
4) A Talented Reality TV Celebrity
5) Wally
6) A Kebab You Won't Regret Eating
7) Blackbeard's Treasure
8) A Student Apartment With Decent Heating
9) A Film Kirsten Stewart Is Good In
10) The Golden Snitch
11) A Tween Who Doesn't Love One Direction
12) The Ark Of The Covenant
13) That YouTube Video That's Really Funny, But You Can't Remember The Name Of
14) Frozen Dolls On Christmas Eve
15) The Princess
16) A Good Episode Of The Simpson After Season 10
17) The Bermuda Triangle
18) A Needle In A Haystack
19) The One Ring
20) A Tim Burton Movie Without Johnny Depp And Helena Bonham Carter In It
21) Life On Neptune
22) The Holy Grail
23) The 'Insert Tab' Button In Microsoft Word
24) A Better Website Than CollegeTimes
25) A Long Term Boyfriend For Taylor Swift
26) That Guy You Suspect Your Crush Likes On Facebook
27) A Good Man
28) Politically Correct Words When Put On The Spot
29) A Reason To NOT Have Another Drink On A Night Out
30) The Lost City Of Atlantis
31) A Clean-Shaven Hipster
32) A Gynecologist With Warm Hands
33) Mew In Pokèmon Blue/Red
34) Nemo
35) Where The Smell In Your Budget Flat Is Coming From
36) The Remote
37) The Name Of That Song You Love, It Goes Like "Da Da DAAAA OOMPH PSH, YEAH BABY!"
38) Someone Who Doesn't Like Back To The Future
39) A College As Good As The Ones You See In Movies
40) A Pint On Good Friday
41) Someone Who'll Read To The End
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