All About That Bass: Signs Your Relationship Is Superficial

You were never really the type to be tied down to one person, but then they came along. They always looked good. Sexy and flirty in the best way. You genuinely like them, but mostly you just like how they look on your arm, and how great they are in bed. Here are some signs that your relationship is completely superficial:

1) You Don't Know That Much About Them.

For a while, you called them Dan when their name is actually Dave. You aren't entirely sure what course they're actually doing in college, and you've no idea what they want to do once they graduate. You have no idea what their favourite movie or food is. In fact, you basically don't know anything about them that doesn't involve sex.

2) You Don't Really Care How Their Day Was.

Not only do you not care how their day was, it never even crosses your mind. Honestly, you don't think about them that much, besides daydreaming about the sex last night, or how hot they looked when they walked into the club.

3) You Never Miss Them.

You could go a week without seeing them and not even notice. Not unless you were super horny, that is. In that case, you'd just send them a quick text to come over. You'd even let them cuddle, but wouldn't be bothered in the slightest if they left straight away.

5) They Kind Of Bore You (When They Aren't Naked).

You're never interested in going on dates with them, the only thing you're interested in is doing the deed. When they do insist on you going on a date, you do so reluctantly. You sit through the films they want to watch and the dinners they want to have and stare at their mouth picturing what you could do to each other later on....sorry what were you saying?

6) You Haven't Met Their Friends & Don't Want To.

And you aren't interested in them getting to know your friends either. You don't find them very interesting, so why would you find their friends interesting? It's not like you're going to sleep with them. They can have their friends and you have yours. You don't shit where you eat.

7) Your Conversations Never Get Deep.

The deepest you ever got was when you asked them if they preferred pepperoni or ham on their pizza. You don't need to, nor want to know what's going through their mind. All you need to know is whether or not there's a condom at hand. This relationship is more than likely going to fizzle out in a while, so you need to enjoy it while it lasts.