A Couple Of Things I Have Learned From Using Tinder

An anonymous donation here from a fan using Tinder here in Ireland to troll the shit out of guys... It's actually incredible what guys will believe/ do / forget just in search of that all elusive bang...

Here's just a couple of things she's learnt in her short time using Tinder...

•Guys will keep talking to you if you sound like a crazy person

•Guys will keep talking to you if you tell them upfront you are mentally insane

•Guys will keep talking to you if you tell them you’re interested in their friend in the picture

•Guys will keep talking to you if you ask them to put a good word in with their brother-in-law

•Guys will keep talking to you if you tell them you’re still in secondary school (and they’re 25)

•Guys will keep talking to you if you tell them you got caught sleeping with a 15 year old

•Guys will keep talking to you if you insult them continuously

•Guys will keep talking to you if you talk like a traveller

•Guys will keep talking to you if you tell them you have no legs

•Guys will keep talking to you if you tell them you’re like 50

•Guys will keep talking to you if you tell them you’ve reported them for identity theft

•Guys will keep talking to you if you tell them they’re a massive

•Guys will keep talking to you if you tell them you have been creeping on their Facebook for the last 2 hours going through all their pictures

•Guys will keep talking to you if you deliberately try to sound like the biggest thick on the planet that gets confused when someone uses a word like touché

•Guys will keep talking to you if you detail to them the process of skinning a chicken

•Guys will keep talking to you if you tell them you’re totally madly in love with them and you’ve planned your baby names already in the very first message you send them

•Guys will keep talking to you if you tell them they’re not allowed talk to their sister while you’re going out

•Guys will keep talking to you if you go mental at them, telling you not to accuse you of being a liar, and then 5 minutes later tell them you were making everything up as a joke

•Guys will keep talking to you if you send them 100 messages in a row asking why they’re not replying sooner

•Guys will send the same message 7, maybe 8, sometimes 9 times without getting a response

•Guys will always ask where are you from, to figure out if distance is relative to hotness, in order to be willing to travel for sex. It’s always a suitable distance.

•Guys will keep talking to you when you ask them to shift a guinea pig for you

•Guys will keep talking to you if you pretend to be a Kik bot

•Guys will keep talking to you when you ask them to be your baby daddy

•Guys will keep talking to you when you ask them can you use a strap-on on them

•Guys will keep talking to you when you act like a religious freak

Oh and just in case you thought we were lying about this... Here is proof, and we wouldn't bother photo shopping all this would we?