Girl After The Dentist Confesses She Wants Ryan Gosling's D

Getting your wisdom teeth out is not a pleasant experience, and if the crippling pain wasn’t bad enough, the side effects of the drugs they give you can potentially do more harm than the surgery itself.

If I’ve learned one thing from being on the internet all day, it’s that people say some crazy things after they get their wisdom teeth out — it’s basically a negative filter.Take, for example, this girl. In the wake of surgery, she professed her love for Ryan Gosling’s penis and shared her secret dream to eventually become a Kardashian. 

I mean, we all want Ryan Gosling, but you don't have to say it out loud...