Would You Rather: The Ultimate Christmas Edition
This is a compilation of ‘would you rather’ questions with a Christmas twist. Enjoy!
- Would you rather:
a) Wear the same Santa costume every day for a full year...
OR
b) Smell like a Christmas tree for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather:
a) Never receive a Christmas present again...
OR
b) Spend two days tied naked to a pole in the middle of your college?
- Would you rather:
a) Have sex with a reindeer and no one ever finds out...
OR
b) Not have sex with a reindeer but everyone thinks you did?
- Would you rather:
a) Never have sex again...
OR
b) Have sex in front of your parents... at Christmas?
- Would you rather:
a) Be really smelly but people like you...
OR
b) Have a pet reindeer who can fly, but everyone thinks you’re a pervert?
- Would you rather:
a) Listen to 'Silent Night' 25 times a day, for the rest of your life...
OR
b) Lick the arm-pit of every mall Santa in America?
- Would you rather:
a) Watch extremely hardcore porn with your parents for 24 hours.
OR
b) Lick out a fox at Christmas dinner?
- Would you rather:
a) Have a dick the size of a pistachio...
OR
b) Have no friends?
- Would you rather:
a) Have a magic carpet, but you can only use it when there's a full moon...
OR
b) Receive €10,000 right now?
- Would you rather:
a) Have the oldest lady in the world sit on your face for 24 hours...
OR
b) Not have sex for 5 years?
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