"Can We Turn Off The Lights?": Sh*t Girls Say In Bed

Not all girls, but any girls I've been with have said at least one of these little dingers.

"Can we turn off the lights?"

"I'm cold!"

"Sorry, I'm due a wax"

"I never usually do this on the first night"

"Stop looking at me!"

"Shhh.... Is someone coming??"

"I don't do balls sorry"

"WRONG HOLE!"

"I honestly never do this"

"I need a break"

"I don't wanna do that"

"My jaw's getting sore"

"Don't I give the best blowjobs ever?"

"Hey! That's not fair! I kiss you after!"