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Dafe once went streaking in the middle of the day for the promise of a 4in1. He is in possession of a spectacular ass, and considers himself quite the suave "Motha-Fucka".
He studies English and Law in Maynooth University, but rarely attends classes because he is; and I quote -
"Too busy mackin them bishes".
His love for appletini's is only outweighed by his love for appletini's.
Be warned if you ever encounter Dafe in the real world, he will probably turn you to the darkside *whispers* black people...