1) You call Dominos more frequently than your parents.
2) Your electricty has been cut off.
3) You drop your new Mac bronzer the first day you get it.
4) Free student haircuts are your thing. You tell them to be adventurous frequently.
5) Regardless with the speed in which you get there or the temperature outside, you always arrive at your destination profusely sweating.
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6) Your car has at least 100 plastic water bottles. The longer they sit in your car, the better.
7) You still use your Nokia N65 as your iPhones last approximately 48 hours and you are un-insurable.
8) You’ve perfected the art of smuggling a naggin into a club. (*Put it up your sleeve, clutched to your armpit)
9) You can eat our bodyweight in Chicken nuggets.
10) You routinely forget to buy deodorant, or actually use it when you purchase it.
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11) 3 words that should not go together: Home HD Brows. You learned this the hard way.
12) When people ask how your day is going, you always respond with “busy,” yet somehow managed to do absolutely nothing for the past hour.
13) You cannot see the floor in your apartment.
14) Your underwear is consistently grey. It was multicolored once but now it's all merged into muted brown.
15)You treat Calpol like a regular drink.
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16)You haven't bought a Luas ticket in 3 years, or paid your 6 fines for that matter.
17) Your text messages frequently read like you are shouting for no apparent reason. You are the queen of the drunk text.
18) A successful holiday means you come back more tired than when you left.
19) You prefer how your makeup looks after you’ve slept in it.
20) Kirsten Stewart is your homegirl.
21) Your eyeliner is always smudged, but that's cool, right?
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22) You are addicted to coke and drink at least 3 cans a day.
23) You have never actually paid for a song and you have filled many an iPod.
24) You didn't know that tracksuit bottoms were for actually exercising until 5 minutes ago.
25) Your Uggs have seen better days, 5 years ago.
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26) The Morning after pill people know you in Boots.
27) People who know you best have given up on expecting you to be on time. They allow at least an hour.
28) They have also seen you drunk, ugly crying, sublimely happy, in your element, totally out of your element, unencumbered, succeed, fail ridiculously, stupid in love, insecure — and they love you just the same. Because they get it; they are hot messes, too.
29) You constantly have bizarre interactions with strangers and random people that no one could possibly understand.
30) You have been part of many cults/religions and can frequently be seen chanting barefoot with the Hare Krishna people on Grafton Street.
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31) You make life harder for yourself. But you didn’t need this list to tell you that.
32) People come to you with medical questions or random inquiries because they assume you have encountered these problems.
33) People frequently ask if you sell drugs.
34) You do not know the actual color of your skin. St Moritz extra dark is your moisturizer.
35) If it weren’t for your birth control pill and horoscope obsession, you wouldn’t know what day of the week it is.
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36) You often find yourself saying, “this is my jam” multiple times in one night.
37) You frequently wave at people who you do not know from Adam.
38) Your dance moves cannot be tamed.
39) You will solve the mystery of the plane.
40) You have an unspoken agreement with your chemist. It’s called “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”
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41) You fully believe that cosmic waves will bring you wealth and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
42) You have near permanent ringing in your ears.
43) Your first dates conclude about 4 days later having gone through all the emotions most people experience in 5 months.
44). Your nails haven't grown past the quick since you were 5.
45) Your bikini line is a full on 70's vibe. By the time you get around to waxing that could be back in fashion.
46) When you think about all the ways you’re a total hot mess, you can’t help but admit that it sounds pretty fun.
