Celebrities are a mad bunch. They fly through relationships and marriages faster than most of us fly through a packet of muesli. This usually results in us forgetting about their previous odd romances. For any of you feather heads out there, I'm here to refresh your brains, to shock and inform you of the past and present oddest celebrity romances, that ever were. Prepare to be shocked...
1) Ryan Gosling & Sandra Bullock
Sandra, the little cougar, snatched Ryan and stamped on the hearts of millions for about a year in 2001. Girls everywhere are forever grateful that it ended sooner, rather than later.
2) Mary Kate Olsen & Olivier Sarkozy
Mary Kate, of the cute twin fame, is now 27 (shocked?) and is engaged to a 44 year old French banker. Say what?
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3) Mila Kunis & Macaulay Culkin
Mila, serial babe and Macaulay, the child actor forever known for his Home Alone antics, were together for over eight years before breaking up in 2010.
4) Christina Hendricks & Geoffrey Arend
The beautiful, flamed haired beauty from Mad Men, married her fellow actor husband in 2009, giving hope to geeky men everywhere.
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5) Hayden Panettiere & Wladimir Klitschko
Hayden, the five foot blonde from Heroes, is engaged to and apparently pregnant with, Wladimir, a giant boxer from the Ukraine.
6) Sophie Dahl & Jamie Callum
Sophie Dahl, a model, chef and granddaughter of Roald Dahl, every child's favourite author back when kids read books, is married to singer Jamie Callum. At 6ft, the model towers over her husband by eight inches.
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7) Brad Pitt & Sinitta
Back in the late eighties, when Brad was a clean shaven minx without 6 children, he had a two year on and off romance with singer Sinitta. What would Cowell say?
8) Aaron Johnson & Sam Taylor Wood
In 2012, 22 year old Aaron Johnson, an actor, married his 45 year old partner, a director and artist that he met on set in 2009. They have two children together.
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9) Chloe Green & Marc Anthony
Chloe, 22, whose father Sir Philip Green, owns Topshop and Miss Selfridge, among many others, spent a year with 45 year old Anthony, ex of Jennifer Lopez, in 2013.
10) Holly Madison and Criss Angel
Holly, a former playboy bunny and girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, shacked up with Criss, an illusionist magician, for a whole of four odd months before he disappeared off the radar...
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11) Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison
The names might not ring a bell, but the story might. Doug, an actor from Green Mile, among other films, married his 16 year old bride, when he was 51. They got engaged online without ever having met and divorced just two years later.
12) Charlize Theron and Eric Stonestreet
Charlize, the ultimate babe, if ever there was one, apparently fell for Modern Family gay dad Eric in 2012. If the rumors are to be believed, fair play Eric.
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13) Mel B & Eddie Murphy
What do a former Spice Girl and a Hollywood actor have in common? Not much, judging by the way things ended between these two. Add a baby into the mix and this got nasty. Never mess with Scary Spice.
14) Alanis Morissette & Ryan Reynolds
The beautiful bachelor proposed to the musician after a two year relationship in 2002. Suffice to say, it ended in 2007.
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15) Jack White And Renee Zellweger
The Bridget Jones star and the White Stripes singer were together from 2002 to 2004. Didn't think he would have been Bridgets type...
16) Justin Timberlake & Fergie
The trousersnake himself, went out with the Black Eyed Peas singer in 1998, back before either of them hit the big time, musically. Perhaps they inspired one another, musically?
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17) Tyra Banks & Will Smith
These two could have taken on the world as an unstoppable force of brilliance. They were the IT couple of the early nineties, they were together from 1993-1994 and we wish they still were. Sad face.
18) Ashton Kutcher & January Jones
Back in the day, 1998-2001 to be exact, a little known actress in the making and a former model turned actor, did the romantic rounds. Since then, she has moved on to dazzling heights with the success of Mad Men and he has been a toyboy and is now father to be.
19) Courtney Love & Steve Coogan
Perhaps the oddest has been left until last. The wild widow of Kurt Cobain, hooked up with the Alan Partridge star in 2005. What they had to talk about is anyone's guess, but clearly neither look back on the relationship with rose tinted glasses, as Love claimed him to be an embarrassment. Awkward.