The 17 WTF Moments You Experience When You're Shopping In Lush

We know some of you love going into Lush for a bath bomb or a random gift for somebody but sometimes it can be far too extra for our liking. Here's our 17 awkward Lush moments from the second you walk into the store:

1). "This smell will kill me" is your initial reaction

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2). You repeatedly ask the staff "How do you work here?!"

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3). You're wondering WTF is this squishy shit?

 

4). You see a staff member who looks like they've been recently crying

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5). There are  half eaten tablets scattered around something called "toothy tabs" and "oral pleasure" - Whatever they are?!

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6). You suddenly end up in a chair with a face mask smeared across your face.

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7). You're wondering why a random stranger is rubbing shit all over your arm

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8). You see the fear on the staffs face when a stranger asks can they wash their hair in the store 'cause they want to "try the product out!"

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9). You try to get to the till but there's a queue of sample hoarders

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10). You're wondering why the sales assistant is swishing water back and fourth between two jugs, concerned you slowly walk away

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 11). You can hear staff telling each other to approach everyone and you suddenly feel very self conscious

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12). The words "No I'm fine, thanks" has zero meaning for the sales assistant

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13). You're wondering if the sales assistant is high

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14). There's that 'overly friendly' sales assistant who makes a face at you when you turn your back #weseeyou

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15). You go in to buy a specific thing but come out in debt 'cause that sales assistant saw you coming

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16). You're opening sealed products and sniffing them 'cause all of a sudden you've forgotten social etiquette

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17). You smell the desperation when the sales assistant tries to sell you a Charity Pot at the till - You're both dying inside

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