The news that every girl on the planet has unknowingly been waiting for has been confirmed. Zac Efron, of High School Musical and ab fame, will be taking part in a Baywatch remake, along with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. You know, the show where attractive people run in slow motion, down the beach, in swimwear? Zac fucking Efron is going to be doing that. Excuse me while I fan myself at the thought. The film is also going to be rated R, which in America means not suitable for young viewers, so I myself am hoping for as much Zac as they can show. Unfortunately there's no release date just yet, but let's just entertain ourselves while we wait....