Erm, Ryan Gosling's New Madame Tussaud's Wax Figure Looks Fecked

So let's cut to the chase: Madame Tussauds Ryan Gosling wax figure looks nothing like him. The Berlin museum unveiled the figure last night and instead of making ladies weak at the knees, it made them weak in the stomach.

Firstly, his head is not oblong, it's perfect. 100% symmetrical. Secondly, on last check, Ryan Gosling is not cross-eyed. I will admit his eyes are a lil' close together but all the better to see you with, my dear.

"Hey girl, Madame Tussauds sculpted my eyes a little too close together." - Wax Ryan Gosling https://t.co/dIPBqn976N pic.twitter.com/KpMtfG3mww

— PopCrush (@PopCrush) January 23, 2017

I guess it's proof that Ryan was crafted by the Gods and any imitations will pale in comparison. Shame on this clearly ungifted wax sculptor, shame*

*Only joking. This is better than anything we could do. But then again we wouldn't try to improve on perfection sooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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