We all remember the Teletubbies, those slightly terrifying colourful aliens that frolicked on a paddock and praised a baby sun. Well your memories are about to get shook by a new piece of information that will change how you look, think and feel about Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po: the Teletubbies heights are not as they appear on the TV.
Oh no, friends. According to a 2001 news article that was dug up and posted to Tumblr this week, the Teletubbies are actually giants and range in height from 6ft 6in (Po) to -shudders- 10ft (Tinky Winky).
If you cried at this information, you're not alone. Twitter is feeling your pain:
Found out 'bout #Teletubbies and feel like my whole life is one big lie...Po isn't that little after all...😥😭🎈💞 pic.twitter.com/9BkL0FgCWm
— pam 🧚🏼♀️ (@ebrusxperi) February 28, 2017
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Po the red Teletubbie is 6ft 6i
& LaLa, Dipsy taller still & Tinky Winky is over 10ft 😵
My mind is going Noooooo Nooooo#Teletubbies— ExecutiveHiddles (@ExecHiddles) February 28, 2017
JUST LOOK HOW HUGE PO IS
Man, it's a real perspective-shaker finding out Po from "The Teletubbies" is 6 1/2 feet tall pic.twitter.com/UYNnP3EYfu
— Brett S. Vergara (@BrettSVergara) February 27, 2017
Good luck sleeping tonight.