Crocs are the most offensive footwear to be inflicted on us as a society, closely followed by uggs. Rather than disappear quietly into the hall of horrendous fashion, the makers of Crocs have come up with a way to make the shoes even more unsightly, by adding a small bumbag. People have taken to Twitter to share their views on the footwear and they cut to the bone. One Twitter user hilariously commented that this bumbag can be used for all the extra condoms you won't be using. This was followed up by another user who suggested the bumbags could be used to store your virginity. These harsh words are true, there's no bigger mood killer that looking down to see someone is wearing crocs, or worse again crocs with socks.
Crocs, cargo shorts, a fanny pack and you're ready for summer (the fanny pack is for all the extra condoms you won't be using).
— Tristan Suede (@psonicsuede) April 29, 2019
You can now buy Crocs with mini fanny packs attached to them so you have a place to store your virginity. pic.twitter.com/qye7Kb2o50
— Shawnze Kopitar (@shawnzekopitar) April 29, 2019
The little bumbags attached to the back shoes could hold spare change, those condoms you will never need or what little shred of dignity you might have left. These monstrosities were bought to use by Crocs and the Japanese fashion brand Beams. The 'Beams x Crocs' collection also features Crocs with sun visors and festival-ready fringing.
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If you were thinking, fantastic I have a place I can store my virginity then I'm afraid these Crocs are only available in Japan.
