Instagram celeb - 'Itslavishbitch'

Here’s a little something to piss you off on this glorious Tuesday afternoon. This is Lavish P, otherwise known as ‘itslavishbitch’, and he is Instagram famous (it’s a thing). Basically, Lavish lives in LA (where else, says you), where he rolls around in money, pours San Pellegrino down the jacks, owns six iPhones, sticks of gold, a Bentley, and a hoard of Louis Vuitton accessories. The kind soul photographs these objects in order to allow us a glimpse of the wealth that he bathes in. Isn’t he lovely? While it’s unknown if this guy’s account is a complete hoax, it is entertaining to say the very least. It’s that dual sensation of hatred and jealousy whilst watching the Kardashians, type of entertainment. But best of all however, is that he purports to give away cash for free; 15k, 20k and 60k a pop. I suggest you follow him, STAT.