12 Of The Most Messed Up Things People Did To Their Sims

If you didn't spend half your childhood playing the Sims, have you ever truly lived? The Sims is the 5th most popular computer game ever made and for good reason: it was a safe place where we could live out our most dark twisted fantasies. We've found some of the worst things people did to Sims, and there's some doozies in here, jaysus.

Here's 12 of the worst things people did to Sims:

1. The neat freak

I made a guy who was a compulsive neat freak. Put him in a really surreal little house with a wedding buffet and a hamster or something, deleted the door. Eventually he went insane from lack of cleanliness and depression over his little rodent friend dying, and starved to death once the banquet rotted. I put the resulting urn in the room. I then repeated an identical scenario several times, always keeping the urns in the room. Eventually the tenth iteration of this guy is up all night, every night, terrified of a parade of ghosts of himself.

- vsanna

 

2. Pool funeral

One time I killed a sim by drowning. Then I made everyone show up to his funeral in swimwear.

- toasterpoodle

 

3. Get the house

So, in my most recent Sims playthrough, I found this girl that I really wanted my Sim to marry. Problem is she already had a husband, so rather than just doing the (relatively) normal thing and just increasing the relationship and convincing her to break up with him, I instead became best friends with her husband, convinced him to move in with me, and then drowned him in a pool so I could marry his wife.

Then I moved in with his wife (who lived in a HUGE mansion) and killed the rest of her family because I didn't feel like taking care of the other Sims that she lived with but I still wanted the house

- SHINX_FUCKER

 

4. Falling in love with the grim reaper

In the Sims 3 I managed to get a "Heat of the moment" kiss in on him after a few "accidental" deaths.

 

5. Major player

I had my Sim impregnate every female (adult) Sim in the game. He had a bunch of kids he never visited.

All the men hated him, and the women eventually hated him because he was constantly cheating. Whenever the younger female Sims became "of age," my Sim would impregnate them, too.

After a few generations, the entire town was full of half-siblings, which made them not want to mate together. They slowly died.

- deleted user

 

6. Ghost whisperer

I used the mod that made incest possible, also cheating caused no jealously. My Sim was fat and balding and was a "paranormal expert".

So he'd go to someone's house that had a "ghost", he'd impregnate the wife and daughter, shake the dad's hand and then leave without doing his job.

The neighborhood's family tree looked really fucked up.

- robby7345

 

7. Trailer trash

Built the stereotypical trailer park family.

Small trailer-like house, obese parents and child with no education, and a sloppy jalopy parked in the yard. Their days consisted of ordering pizza while watching tv, only moving off the couch for food. A few weeks in, the lovely couple accidentally had another baby, which in turn was neglected for the entirety of its short life. Well one day little Bobby decided to bring a friend home from school. He and his friend played tag in the yard for a few hours before his friend desperately needed to use the restroom. Unfortunately for this young lad, that day was the first day anyone in the household decided to try their hand at cooking. With the baby in the crib and little George on the toilet, the trailer went ablaze. Mother, Father, and Son watched as their residence burned to the ground and two sims were lost.

They proceeded to immediately order a pizza.

 

8. Ghost of children past

I had two very attractive Sims and they had a baby. But the kid was hideous — so I had it taken away. Then they had a daughter, and she was beautiful; but once she started school, she brought a friend home. It was the first kid.

–leafriday

 

9. BBQ baby

I barbecued my baby because my baby daddy was annoying AF – then I served up the BBQ baby at his dinner party.
–ellar4db4e30e0

 

 

10. Besties with the Grim Reaper

I've killed so many Sims that the Grim Reaper is a close friend of the family. After he collects the soul of my most recent murder, he hangs out with the family, has dinner, and helps the children with their homework.

–Brandy Stormageddon Wheelhouse

 

11. Watch out, nanny

A nanny Sim pissed me off by putting my baby on the floor and going swimming. So I deleted the ladder and let her drown. Then I had my Sim paint a still-life painting of her body at the bottom of the pool and put it in the living room for the next nanny to see.

–Brent Basil

 

12. Hot dog death

I made hot dogs for the community, but the stereotypical fat girl ate all of them and left none for everyone else. So I invited her over and fenced her in so she could not escape. I then invited over a bunch of people to eat hot dogs just out of her reach. She shat herself and died to the image of others eating her precious food.

- DiscoDave42

 

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