18 Things You'll Recognise If You're Obsessed With Fake Tan

Ireland isn't exactly the best place on Earth to get a fake tan. In fact, there are more fake tan users in Ireland than anywhere else in the world! Give yourself a pat on the back, ladies. That means most people reading this now (lads included) have used fake tan, so here's some signs you might have a tan obsession:

1. The dreaded orange hands

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2. Streaks when it rains

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3. Asking your friends/family/anyone to do your back

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4. Using too much and scrubbing yourself with lemon for two hours in the shower

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5. Orange feet

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6. People noticing your tan straight away

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7. No one ever thinks it's real

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8. When the bottle's empty and the shops are closed

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9. Waking up after falling asleep covered in tan:

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10. This is you:

Meet the fake tan addict who has spent £35,000 on her bronzing obsession https://t.co/pW5ShHB0Zb pic.twitter.com/qNrq0FGPEZ

— Daily Mail Femail (@Femail) October 11, 2016

11. Your friends only buy you fake tan for your birthday

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12. You can't be seen outside without a tan

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13. You forget what your real skin looks like

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14. You'll never know what crisp white sheets look like

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15. Ross Gellar is your spirit animal

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16. You never exfoliate before tanning 'cause ain't nobody got time for that

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17. You never know when to stop putting tan on

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18. The darkest shade isn't dark enough

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