Why live in the real world when you can spend all your time trapped inside the bizarre depths of what goes on behind your computer screen?
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You’ve already seen a meme hundreds of times before it eventually hits Facebook
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And you’re bored of people messaging you ‘hilarious new things’ you found months ago
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You can reach the end of the day and realise you haven’t spoken to anyone with your actual voice
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You want to buy a cat just to make it internet famous
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Your life will not be complete until you’ve made the front page of reddit
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TV spoilers are your very greatest fear
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So you stream American shows live in the middle of the night to avoid them
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You mention internet things IRL and no one has a clue what you’re on about
This is why it's best not to speak to people.
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You can’t understand how anyone couldn’t have a Twitter account
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You judge your entire life’s success on likes, upvotes and retweets
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You dress up as a meme for fancy dress and it’s too niche for anyone to know what you are
How can you not know Ikea Monkey?! That was huge.
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You have lots of friends who you’ve never actually met in person
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You feel obliged to follow people on Twitter who you know IRL, even though they are mind-numbingly dull on the internet
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You always discover an amazing new subreddit or tumblr just as you were about to start working
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Someone you like unfollowing you on Twitter is a soul-crushing experience
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You know that even though it's pretty weird sometimes, it's the best place in the world to be
Via StudentBeans
