17 Important Life Lessons We Learned From Fr. Dougal McGuire

1 On Horses:

They're lovely.

To be fair, Ted deserves credit for teaching us this as well.

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2 On Small Talk:

How's your bra?

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3 On Blessing Yourself:

Hail Mary full of Grace…papa don’t preach.

 4 On Peer Pressure:

Give in to peer pressure.

Fr. Damo "I'll be in in a min-eh" Lennon brought out the rebel in Dougal.

@DougalMacGuire Serious Question: Is Dougal 25 or 26 when he gets his ears pierced?? @osullm89

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 5 On The Best Brit Pop Band:

It's Oasis. Always Oasis.

 6 On Being A Mechanical Wizard:

7 On Celibacy:

“This is one to tell the grandkids about.”

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 8 On Basic Physics:

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 9 On Being Direct:

Ted: Whatever you do, don’t mention his son in America.
Dougal to the Bishop: How’s the son?

10 On Having the Upper Hand:

If there is evidence of said Bishop frolicking on the beach with his mistress and son, use it. Especially if you’re being forced to go to the Philippines.

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11 On Spelling:

Learn how to spell Philippines. (I know it begins with an F).

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12 On Catholicism:

It is confusing, in fairness.

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13 On Temptation:

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14 On Impressions:

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15 On Challenging Authority:

If a protest takes place without  ‘Down with that sort of thing’ and ‘Careful Now’ signs, is it even a real protest?

 16 On Kurt Kobain:

17 On Spider-Baby

Admit it, if Dougal had known the difference between dreams and reality we would never have been introduced to Spider-Baby. Or known that it was kept in a pram.

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