Father Ted is a show we can all quote and it still resides a spot daily on Channel 4. As students we need to be guided into the greater good. We need to be shown what life is really about. Father Ted over the years has taught us many things; that the chinese are a great bunch of lads, when in doubt tell Mass and that horses are lovely. Where would we be without Father Ted? We would be far worse off, I tell you that.
1) Tea is the greatest
2) Never trust a Milkman
3) Don't kick Bishop Brennan up the arse
4) Never refuse a man a drink
5) Avoid that annoying hyper friend
6) Horses are just lovely
7) Stand up for yourself
8) Keep your friends close
9) Be careful where you place black stickers on windows
10) Rabbits are great fun
11) Dance like no-ones watching
12) Stand up for what you believe in
13) Reality and dreams are two separate things
14) When in doubt go to or tell Mass
15) Holidays are the best part of any year
16) 1 person in a bathroom at all times
17) Be polite when you see a naked lady
18) Nobody likes a racist
19) The Chinese are a great bunch of lads
20) Take every opportunity to showcase your talents
21) Always make an entrance
