22 Examples Of Engrish Fails

It's hard to believe that these signs and other images actually passed some semblance of quality control but... they did. These images are pretty much a depiction of Google translate in all its glory. Enroy.

1. I hate all of you...

 

 2. Well which is it dammit... a walk or a run

 

3. Fluent, clearly

 

 

4. Those slippery crafty bastards...

 

 

5. Google translate... Safe search off.

 

 

6. Thank you I will

 

 

7. Too... Many... Fails...

 

 

8. Ah, the old bitch fest eh

 

 

9. Visiting?

 

 

10. That's so kind of you!

 

 

 

11. Ask the security guards, they'll let you know

 

 

12. No kids, don't!

 

 

13. In what now?

 

 

14. Just take it somewhere else alright!

 

 

15. Warning, party in my pants

 

 

17. Hermaphrodite

 

 

18. Just calm down...

 

 

19. Fresh?!

 

 

20. Makes sense

 

 

21. I'd like to report myself lost/stolen please

 

 

22. Wise words from Shakespearean time

 

 

23. Face to palm

 

24. We'll just wait here till it's finished so

 

 

25. Yeah! Fuck em!

 

26. Tripping balls

 

 27. No jokes, thanks