39 Lies We Told Teachers In School

Secondary School was a time that tested our acting abilities. We have probably told more lies in those 6 years than we will in our whole entire lives. Sometimes you would crumble on the spot other times word vomit will give you the best lie you have ever heard. The teachers blatantly know when someone is lying but they have no proof. They have to seem like they trust us so there is a lot of things we can get away with. Are you feeling nostalgic for your school days? Are you thinking to yourself 'what is it like now'? Well you have come to the right place, here are 39 Lies We Told Teachers In School.

1) "You must have lost my exam because I definitely handed it up to you...I did..It is not my fault you lost it"

2) "I was sick all last night"

When in fact...

3) "I have a note for P.E"

4) "Ohh I am away the weekend of the retreat"

When in fact..

5) "I didn't understand the assignment so I didn't do it"

In reality...

6) "My printer ran out of ink...it just wasn't working"

What I really was doing...

7) "Oh God...would you look here...oh no...I forgot my homework"

8) "My power went out"

When you actually were...

9) "It is on my USB stick and I left that at home"

10) "I can tell you now exactly where I left it. Upstairs beside my desk. God, I'm kicking myself now"

On the inside...

11) "I forget my lunch...no I didn't eat it at break time...my mum forgot to pack it"

At break time...

12) "The bus was late"

In reality...

13) "My grandma is sick"

Last night...

14) "The bus broke down"

When in fact...

15) "My step brother is sick"

You and your step brother 10 hours ago...

16) "The bus ran out of petrol"

Didn't really...

17) "My spanish exchange needed me"

When really...

18) "I'm not feeling well"

When in fact, I am just tired...

19) "This is my mums signature"

Really isn't...

20) "That is not my locker...sure I don't even have a locker...I've been waiting for one for ages"

21) "I wasn't running through the halls"

When really...

22) "I am not wearing fake tan..."

23) "I have my...you know...em, like...time of the month...yeah I am going to have to go home really"

Once home...

24) "I hurt my back when I was cycling"

The real situation...

25) "I hurt my leg"

When really...

26) "I didn't know my phone was on my desk...how did that get there?"

When you were clearly texting...

27) "I didn't see my book open there...I would never cheat Miss...I'm telling you"

28) "What? We have an exam today?"

Last night...

29) "I studied...I don't know what went wrong"

When actually...

30) "No, that wasn't me. I didn't write on my desk"

I did though...

31) "I was whispering about the subject..no I wasn't talking about him...seriously"

32) "I can't do this, I just can't"

33) "I've just had a really tough week"

When in fact...

34) "My boyfriend/girlfriend dumped me"

35) "I left my charger at home and I did my homework on my laptop and was going to copy it into my notebook...it was terrible"

36) "I can't be dealing with this now"

37) "What the hell were you thinking? You're an utter eejit!" "...oh hello there Miss..no, no...no fighting here...just talking"

38) "I don't know how to write an essay"

39) "I must have misheard you because I really didn't hear you say we had to do that"

In my mind...