Ahhh the nightclub photographer- friend or enemy I'll let you decide. However I now present to you 5 reasons you SHOULDN'T get in a nightclub photo.
1) You May Not Look As Good As Your Drunk Eyes Think
'Can I see the photo?', a phrase regularly roared at the innocent nightclub photographer. After countless minutes spent debating/retaking the photo the photographer has just snapped, you come to the conclusion thats its a nice photo and secretly delete it when they're not looking. Bear in mind you and your celebrity counter parts are not in the soberest of minds so the chances are, the photo will not live up to your expectations by the time you sober up, and the photo has reached Facebook
2) 'Did you shift yourman beside you' ?
No, no I didn't, infact I actually have no clue who the man with his top around his chin and tongue hanging out is, but thanks for the vote of confidence in my pulling abilities… and no I don't need a photographic reminder tomorrow..
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3) Internet Trolls
You know those awkward photos we all have regular fits of laughter over? These people are just like the rest of us, they once thought the nightclub photo would be a great reminder of their fun filled night out...where is their disastrous photo now? Pasted all over various Facebook pages at their own expenses. Be warned it could be you someday, if not already.
4) 'When the F**K did I get in that photo?!'
The answer is simple: Last night after your fifth round of Jagger bombs. Be warned if you cant actually remember the bright flash of the camera as its pointed in your face, its probably going to be a photo you wish was never taken.
5) The Dreaded Wait
Ok, so you remember getting in a photo that's the first step, but there's a problem, you remember the flash but don't remember what way you were looking or what pose you were trying to strike. Shit. All you can do is sit by your laptop waiting for the dreaded '..tagged you in a photo' notification. This is the time when you distinguish clearly between your friends and your enemies…
