Are you a living legend on your college campus? Do college staff and students alike know you on a first name basis? Are you a real life Van Wilder? If you fit the below description you may be a true party liaison!
1. You're a permanent fixture on your college campus.
You have been in college for 6 years straight with no intention of graduation. In fact the only thing you have ever majored in is being a party animal.
2. You're being financially backed by your wealthy parents.
Your college life span has been funded via the bank account of one of your wealthy parents who are now starting to realise that they will make no return on your investment, and beginning to think that it may be time to write this off as a bad debt. However your followers may think differently.
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3. You're a charismatic, lovable college legend.
You are an outgoing, friendly, charismatic individual. A true man of the people, who would assist any lost soul. Be it the local nerd who just wants to get laid or the big headed sports jock who doesn’t have the brain capacity to tie his own shoe laces, never mind pass his exams. You are always on hand to help out anyone in need, which is one of the reasons why everyone loves you.
4. You throw the biggest parties and best ragers in your college.
You are well known all over campus for throwing some of the wildest parties that your college has ever witnessed.
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5. For the most part, your lecturers dislike you and think you're a waste of their time.
Seeing as you have made no effort to graduate from college, the majority of the lecturing staff will not like you. However there is always one staff member who can see your true potential and likes to remind you of this. “Don’t forget, I remember when you got an A+ in my chemistry class!”
6. In college, you are a living God.
99.9% of people adore the ground you walk on, however you do not obtain such a cult hero status without making a few enemies. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer!
7. You're enjoying living in the moment and have truly gotten the most out of your college experience.
Finally at some stage you realise deep down that this party lifestyle can no longer be sustained and you may in fact need to graduate someday... But until this horrible day dawns upon thee remain calm keep the drinks flowing!
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