The smoking area of night club can be an interesting place to meet different people. They see the smoking area as a sanctuary where they can complain about how much they don't want to be out. Here are the 9 types of people you meet in the smoking area.
9) The social smoker
Social smokers don't want to be seen as someone who smokes because of the stigma that comes with it. They may not be labelled as a smoker, but when they find out they have a lung cancer, they will know what they got it from.
8) The second-hand smoker
Caught in between a cloud of smoke, they really don't want to be there at all. They always get antsy when someone is smoking a joint around them because they are afraid they will get high.
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7) The "Do you have any smokes" guy
Seen in every smoking area in every nightclub, this guy arrives at the club at 2:30 and goes straight to the smoking area. It's as if they only decided to go out at the last minute and of course they didn't have time to buy smokes. The rest of their night is spent trying to scab smokes off strangers.
6) First Time
They say that they have smoked lots of times, but if they did , he wouldn't be about to light the cigarette on the wrong side. You really should tell them, but it is a lot funnier letting them make a complete ass of themselves.
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5) The Dealer
They are the smoking area's resident dealer, they have absolutely no intention of actually going inside. They paid 15 euro to get in club and smoke weed the whole time. They are found in the corner constantly laughing at everything and saying how high they are.
4) The Doctor
"You know you have a higher risk of getting cancer if you smoke right", maybe back in the 30's this was good advice, but everyone knows the health risk of smoking. They don't need some drunk idiot preaching to them about taking care of their body.
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3) The poser
They are nothing without cigarettes it is basically an extension of their personality. They take their time rolling a smoke because they see it as an art form. When they actually try to make smoke circles they're shit and they look like a bobbing fish.
2) The absolute mess
They have finished their exams so they have an excuse to go wild. They are obnoxiously loud and are always bitching about someone while they are drinking, smoking and taking drugs at the same time.
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1) Every 5 mins
You are constantly losing them in the club, without any word of warning they disappear to the smoking area. They always say that they're not addicted, yet their whole night revolves around going out for a smoke. They also feel the need to talk to every random stanger in the smoking area and tell them how bad their life is.
