You will relate to ALL of these if your one of life's perpetually late people. It's a sickness really.
1) Most of life's problems stem from being late.
You've spent a worrying amount of money on taxis because you're running sooo behind, public transport just isn't an option. And who knows, maybe you would have gotten that job if you hadn't of arrived like 15 minutes late to the interview begging for a glass of water and looking like you could go into cardiac arrest at any moment.
2) You never actually intend on being late but sometimes the universe has other ideas.
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3) You don't exactly look fresh when you arrive somewhere.
4) When you try and plan your time with precision, something always goes wrong.
*Thinks to self - ten minutes in the shower, no need to wash my hair and I know exactly what I'm wearing.
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5) There's real time and then there's your time.
'I genuinely thought it would take me just 10 minutes to get there.'
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6) When someone pushes back your plans, you're delighted.
7) You've told a few porkies in your time.
"I'm on my way" is a standard one.
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8) Now, you need to get much more inventive with the excuses.
9) The rare occasion you do have a legitimate excuse, no one believes you anyway.
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10) Your smug when you're actually on time.
A congratulatory pat in the back is deserved in fairness.
11) While everyone else is in shock.
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12) And you feel irrationally annoyed if anyone dares to be late when meeting you.
13) There might be words when you're late to meet your super punctual friend.
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