If you haven't read the hilarious tweets from @SouthSideGirl in our last article, then do it now so you can truly appreciate this interview. College Times' social media man, @Cianer31son, got in touch with this mysterious voice behind our twitter feeds.
@SouthSideGirl
Obvo
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@Cianer31Son
Sweet, what school were you in?
@SouthSideGirl
Our Lady's Grove - lol jk, my parents actually cared about education
@Cianer31Son
Haha, what are you studying in college?
@SouthSideGirl
I was going to go to trinity but realised I didn't actually want to eat 63 pills for breakfast
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@Cianer31Son
Fair comment, What were u hoping to study?
@SouthSideGirl
I wanted to do my thesis on the psychological disorder that makes people think it's okay to wear crocs in public
@Cianer31Son
LOL. Name 3 things you couldn't live with out
@SouthSideGirl
1. Krystle 2. Vale De Lobo 3. My Michael Kors watch
@Cianer31Son
Class, What's the nicest thing you have ever done?
@SouthSideGirl
I sponsored one of the Muckross girls family with one of those goats off the trocaire boxes
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@Cianer31Son
How nice. Who was your first score?
@SouthSideGirl
Marcus Walsh
@Cianer31Son
Was he on the S? What do you usually look for in a guy?
@SouthSideGirl
What do I look for in a guy? Girth.
@Cianer31Son
Haha, do u have any pet hates?
@SouthSideGirl
The fat guy on the go compare ads should be euthanised, and gonzaga lads.
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@Cianer31Son
Two beauts. What was your last purchase?
@SouthSideGirl
Starbucks. I want to live in a world where the fuckers write my actual name on the cup.
@Cianer31Son
What's your favourite boys school?
@SouthSideGirl
Whichever one wins the S
@Cianer31Son
So obv one of the top 6, Why do u dislike muckross so much?
@SouthSideGirl
You can't dislike something that doesn't exist
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@Cianer31Son
What is your dream job?
@SouthSideGirl
Job?
@Cianer31Son
Of course. Do you play any sports or go to the gym?
@SouthSideGirl
I squat inside and outside the gym.
@Cianer31Son
If you were to meet one famous person real or fictional, who would it be and why?
@SouthSideGirl
Don't know. G2g I'm meeting the girls in dundrum xo
@Cianer31Son
Kk, thanks very much for your time