Why Swipe Right? Student Makes Tinder Bio A Spreadsheet Presentation

Tinder is a tricky thing to master. Your bio has to be bang on; not too weird and not too basic. Then you come to the PR minefield that is featured photos. Well this student in Durham, England has cracked the whole thing it by making his Tinder profile a slideshow presentation.

His featured photo shows two pictures as well as the heading 'WHY SWIPE RIGHT', A PRESENTATION BY TOM':

Tom then proceeds to go into the pros and cons of being in a relationship with him. Tom mentions that his nicknames are 'LeCoq' and 'Big Willy', other highlights are his 'pro' of dealing with spiders, while one of his cons is that he may steal your dog:

The Classical and Maths student then busts out the charts and graphs apparently guaranteeing happiness should you swipe right:

Then for the coup de grace, Tom gives definitive evidence that he does indeed have friends as proven by this mini-collage:

York St John student Maddie, who came across Tom's profile and put Tom 'on blast' on Twitter. Though to be fair to her she did claim she swiped right. Would you?