Every County In Ireland Summed Up In One Tweet

32 counties. 32 very different places. Yep, the counties of Ireland are a thing of beauty, myth and legend. Which is the best? We dare not say. But what we cannot say can be said through some choice tweets.

Here lies a tweet for every county:

1. Donegal

The Haymobile is out again..He'll soon be at his first cut for next year, probably uses a motor bike #OnlyinDonegal pic.twitter.com/yrXYMay6bZ

— Greg Hughes (@GregHughes2) March 2, 2016

2. Down

#Hemorrhoids #Diarrhea #Constipation #CountyDown #Doctor #Piles #Hemorrhoid #BotulinumToxin https://t.co/jZtTZznN2Z

— Ekaterina Khodeeva (@HamptonSydney1) November 27, 2016

3. Monaghan

A thoroughly great Patrick Kavanagh quote. pic.twitter.com/8SkPQtF98o

— Mark Farrelly (@MarkFarrelly131) July 30, 2015

4. Derry

I feel like my mammy back in the day. "Are you dancing?"
"Only when the sailors are in".
😂😂😂 #derry pic.twitter.com/CLdTh6voXW

— Áine (@aineodoherty) December 18, 2016

5. Antrim

#Goat goes on the rampage and attacks #pensioner named Billy https://t.co/XIH7KbpQHg #animals #bizarre #Carrickfergus #Antrim #Eurospar

— Radcliff Gregory (@TransBoundaries) December 9, 2016

6. Armagh

Crossmaglen's version of a "toilet-seat" #OnlyInArmagh @GAABanter pic.twitter.com/Bq9uzPnTAZ

— Conall McNally (@ConallMcN94) December 15, 2013

7. Carlow

The #Carlow Calendar is on sale in Easons, Fairgreen for €9.99, ideal Christmas gift, we even feature in August!! pic.twitter.com/et8YG6CrDn

— Carlow County Museum (@CarlowCountyMus) December 21, 2016

8. Cavan

A frugal people #cavan pic.twitter.com/vTLmCStVaP

— The corpse of England's euro hopes (@JurassicArse) December 12, 2016

9. Clare

In the bag #slakerskutpture #countyclare pic.twitter.com/0Pj57gKR7I

— Emma (@emma_irl) November 29, 2016

10. Cork

@olympiccouncil check out the lads in @HairyBabyTees #PullLikeADog #TeamIreland #OnlyInCork. It's a thing!!! pic.twitter.com/lJEMGd9jIA

— Kaye Morrissey (@Kaywithane) August 12, 2016

11. Dublin

Spotted in Tallaght today #onlyindublin #chickenfilletroll 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/kcnFASRnEg

— G R A I N N E (@_G_R_A_I_N_N_E_) November 15, 2016

12. Laois

"Text for a chance to win a Heifer or €5000" #OnlyInLaois

— Penny Ryan (@UrsulaBreen) June 3, 2013

13. Leitrim

watched the rugby today with the parish preist.. #asyado #onlyinleitrim

— fiona creamer (@fionacreamer1) November 24, 2013

14. Limerick

Driving home and run into a Garda car driving on top of a path in the city driving after two horses.. #OnlyInLimerick #Unexpected 🐴🐴

— Kevin Sinnott (@Kevin_Sinnott94) September 8, 2015

15. Kerry

#onlyinkerry 😂 #overtakingisoverratedanyway pic.twitter.com/riue9GWr5g

— Tim Beeston Cleaning (@tim_beeston) November 22, 2016

16. Longford

I question my mother sometimes... #onlyinlongford pic.twitter.com/87YvycdLYP

— Eimear Kenny (@justeimear) December 9, 2016

17. Kildare

Just seen a guy on a normal bicycle, wearing a motorbike helmet... #onlyinkildare

— Allie on Tour✨ (@fizzyallie) December 3, 2011

18. Kilkenny

Seen some bloke rocking the side fringe, spiky hair and mullet... #onlyinkilkenny

— Kevin O'Halloran (@KevinOHalloran_) December 28, 2013

19. Galway

Love this #IrishAddresses #Postman #1stHouseInTheVillage #Carrabrowne #OnlyInGalway (Village photos from both ends) pic.twitter.com/cZU8m4Y2NV

— IrelandsFarmers (@IrelandsFarmers) April 24, 2016

20. Fermanagh

Only in Fermanagh !!!!!! Out for the Christmas Shopping pic.twitter.com/RYgXJJ8JZF

— cinderalla62 (@donegal2015) December 10, 2016

21. Louth

Just seen a kid pushing its mum in a pram #OnlyInLouth

— chez (@jordwilkinson7) July 16, 2013

22. Mayo

#elvisinthehouse #onlyinmayo #supposedly3rdbestelvisinworld #selfproclaimed pic.twitter.com/iaLz4lVI4I

— Niall O'Callaghan (@nialloc) February 13, 2016

23. Meath

Saw this sign in Moynalty today #pigroast #onlyinmeath pic.twitter.com/bbOn7we8nO

— Caroline Stephens (@cargilleran) August 9, 2015

24. Offaly

My mother posted me a pamphlet about 'The Gathering' weekend in my hometown. The highlights include Cemetery Sunday. #OnlyinOffaly

— Kevin Doyle (@KevDoyle_Indo) July 28, 2013

25. Roscommon

Do you think there are any missing? https://t.co/0uY2TOjFTl #roscommon #onlyinroscommon

— The Molloy's Team (@molloysbakery) July 27, 2016

26. Sligo

Theres a man in his pyjamas at the bus stop in Sligo, like literally full on nightgown and everything! #OnlyInSligo

— Ciaran Sinnott (@Ciarans91) November 1, 2013

27. Tipperary