Holiday Snaps That Appear On Your Newsfeed

It's that time of year, your facebook newsfeed is clogged by peoples holiday shots. If you're on holidays, having the time of your life, you want to make everyone else jealous. If you're at home, looking at the grey sky, you want to block these people forever.

The Legs Shot

Yes, you have nice tanned legs. We are all aware that this is a particularly flattering angle. You're not fooling anyone. What we really want to see is your red sweaty face.

Indecent Exposure

Let's be honest, everyone loves a bit of boobs or ass on show. facebook has been known to remove these (they're always watching...) but for now, keep them up. Tan lines galore, the more shocking the better, thanks.

Over Indulgence

Again, as irresponsible as these pictures are and as much as people say 'they're a disgrace', they're pretty funny - within reason of course.

The Delicious Meal That No One Cares About

Literally. No one cares. And you look like a prat.

The Over Priced Cocktail

"Look at me, I picked the most over priced ridiculous cocktail purely so that I could stick it on my instagram". Hashtag ThatIsSuchASamanthaThingToSay

The Standing In The Water Shot

Translation: This is pretty much an excuse of a full body shot of me in my underwear.

The Bar Dancing

"Hold my camera while I get up on the bar and take a photo of me dancing that's really flattering and looks like I don't know it's been taken. And make sure you don't get my double chin."