Never nudes rejoice! An online fashion retailer Shinesty has designed a cross over between denim cut-offs and speedos, a 'Jeado'. These Tobias Fünke inspired swimwear is this Summer's fashion trend no one asked for.
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The right clothing can make Mike Tyson's albino tiger purr like a kitten, blow the minds of boringly-dressed onlookers, or be a major contributing factor in the creation of a small human that looks strikingly similar to you.
Whether you are searching for a rare retro piece, enough neon to blind the 80s, or simply something that would make Chuck Norris weep with pride, Shinesty is here to help.
The 'Jeado' definitely ticks the box for outlandish and will turn some heads this summer for all the wrong reasons. Form-fitting speedos, or Banana Hammocks if you prefer, are unsettling to the eye of the beholder at the best of times but these can't be unseen.
Here are just a few images from the Shinesty Instagram page of men enjoying their 'Jeados'.
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We refuse to tag this man but... Jeados are back in stock, get em while they’re hot link in bio
For the reasonable price of $39.99, you too could be a proud owner of a pair of 'Jeados'. Shinesty ship internationally so 'Jeados' could be gracing Irish beaches this Summer. Oh, how I hope they don't make their way across the bond.
