Promoters are spoofers of the highest order. They will promise you a packed club. You arrive early expecting a riot and you get over-priced drinks, bad music and no one else there. But you see we are slowly getting wiser to their ways… The following are lines that will regularly flow from the mouths of all promoters..
"Will you come to my night"
"I'll get you on the list"
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"I'll reserve you an area"
"Say my name at the door"
"There'll be a bottle of champagne waiting for you"
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"Sorry man, nothing I can do"
"Dude, it's the club not me but I'll sort you out next time"
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"I'm just gonna show your bird the VIP"
"That was the best night ever"
"It'll be better next week I promise"
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