There are things that us students hear at exam time that grind our gears. Things that if looks could kill you'd be dead mate. Just don't speak to us until we speak to you. We are stressed out human beings and nothing but fast food can save us now. Here is the Sh*t You Hear At Exam Time.
1) "Ahh you're finished exams so late. That's sooooo shit"
2) "Oh I don't think that was the right answer. Yeah, yeah, it definitely wasn't the right answer"
3) "Where is your pencil? This exam requires that you have a pencil"
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4) "No student card. No exam or pay the €50 fee."
5) "Save me a seat"
6) "Why are you eating that sh*te"
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7) "I'm trying to lose weight"
8) "Would you ever get out of that bed and get to the library"
9) "There's a library queue up there"
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10) "You have taken out the maximum amount of books possible"
11) "You up for going out?"
12) "Look at the weather"
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13) "Apparently there will be another heat wave this summer"
14) "No spaces left in the car park"
15) "Oh I have studied all of that. Why did you study so little?"