1) You're always making the tea
"Who wants a cuppa?" Whether it's in your own house or someone else's, you make the tea for everyone.
2) When it comes to going on a night out, you're easily swayed
And you always seem to end up out 'til 6am the next day when you weren't even planning on going out in the first place.
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3) Your mates make all the decisions
'Ah sure, I'm easy.'
4) You've said 'sorry' more times than you've had hot dinners
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'Sorry do you mind if I ask you a question?' 'Sorry to bother you but...'
Find glass in your meal in a restaurant? 'Sorry I nearly cut my mouth off there, sorry for almost bleeding out on the table.' 'No, no a refund will not be necessary.'
5) Especially if someone bumps into you on the street
It doesn't matter if you've knocked me into oncoming traffic. 'I'M SORRY.'
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6) 'I don't mind' is your most overused answer to any question
Fancy eating some raw meat? 'I don't mind.' Fancy a night out in Syria? 'I don't mind.' Fancy eating raw meat while we're out in Syria? *Pauses for three seconds*. 'I don't mind.'
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7) 'No probs' is another classic phrase of yours
No probs, I'll have that 9,000 word proposal on your desk in four minutes.
8) Commuting is a struggle
It doesn't matter how much you stare straight ahead with your best poker face, everyone else always seems to get on the train or bus before you.
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9) As a consumer, you've been taken advantage off
You did intend on returning the €1000 glasses the sales woman insisted you needed. Two years on, you've realised that your eye sight is perfect and your glasses remain in your bedside drawer.
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10) You shrink in the face of conflict
Always thinking of something clever you could have said, after the argument has happened.
11) You're prime bait for anyone on the street with a clipboard
You can't afford bus fare but at least you're contributing towards the bears in Africa.
