Frizzy hair in a climate like ours is, unfortunately, totally unavoidable. Even the smallest change in the wind can have a scary kind of influence over our hair; and if your hair is wavy like mine, then you know that things can go from bad to yetti-like in under one minute. There are so many things that affect our hair, but I’ve thought about the most annoying things that we have to deal with on a daily basis.
1. Brushing It Only Twice A Week For Fear You Will Awaken The Beast Or Accepting That Yes You Are The Lion King.
2. Checking The Weather Forecast Before Deciding On What You Can Possibly Do With It.
3. Going To Sleep With Perfect Hair And Consciously Not Moving In Your Sleep To Preserve Your Hair, But Then Waking Up To A Lion’s Mane. ARGH...
4. Thank You Summer - Humidity Increases The Volume Of Frizz By About One Million %.
5. Thank You Winter - Either Wear A Hat To Keep Warm And Then When You Have To Take Off The Hat You Look Like a Flat Headed Alien, Or Be Freezing And Frizzy.
6. You Hate Having To Put In The Effort Of Straightening Your Hair.
7. Coaxing Your Hair Into Being Manageable As You Try And Straighten It.
8. When You Finally Straighten Your Hair You Realise At The End Of The Day That It’s Still Curly At The Back. Dammit, Not A Good Look!
9. Your Hair Takes About One Week To Dry After You Wash It, And This Process Is Best Done In Private. This Shi* Ain’t Pretty.
10. When You See Your Crush It Always Manages To Resemble A Bird’s Nest.
11. You Spend Hours Trying To Get The Knots Out, Which Only Aggravates The Frizz Further.
12. People Judge You For Not Brushing Your Hair. YOU DON‘T UNDERSTAND…
13. Hearing The Traumatic Advice That “Your Hair Would Be So Amazing If You…”
14. Taking Loads Of Selfies When You Have A Co-operative Hair Day Out Of Nowhere.
15. When You finally Motivate Yourself To Straighten Your Hair Once A Year, Only For Someone To Tell You “You Should Always Straighten Your Hair, It’s So Much Nicer Like That”. Eh, It Took Me Every Waking Moment To get It Like This, Are You Mad?!
16. Hearing Straight-Haired People Say “Oh My Hair Never Gets Frizzy, It’s Just Naturally Easy To Take Care Of”. I Hate These People.
17. Carting Around A Massive Handbag Full Of Hair Products.
18. Knowing That Your Biggest Fear Is Running Out Of Hair Gel Or Your Favourite Hair Product That You Know You Couldn’t Live Without.
19. Almost Having A Heart Attack When You Can’t Find Your Hair Gel In Boots. What If My Hair Product Is Discontinued? My Life Is Literally Over.
20. Having To Bring Your Particular Hair Conditioner With You Everywhere. I mean Everywhere. And Going Through A Bottle Every Week.
21. Sweating At The Hairdresser In Case She Cuts Too Much Of The Mane Off Because You Know You Can’t Pull Off The Short Frizzy Look Or Bob. AH…
22. Trying Not to touch Your Hair For Fear It Will Go Absolutely Crazy Again.
23. Leaving Your House With One Hairstyle And Unfortunately Coming Back With Another.
24. Your Friends Laughing Uncontrollably When You Unleash The Morning Beast At A Sleep Over.
25. The Rain. The EVIL Rain That Ruins Everything.
26. The Wind. All Girls With Non-straight Hair Hate The Wind. Its Sole Aim In Life Is To Destroy All Present And Future Hair Styles By Multiplying Frizz. Horrendous.
27. Finally Accepting That Some People Will Never Understand As They Live in The Glossy, Smooth And Straight Hair World. Leave Me And My Mane Alone.
