Back to college time. New semester, new classes, new lectures, and looming exam results. Often, we forget that after the stress of exams there's more stress to come. The wait for your results is beyond frustrating. On the one hand you really want to know and on the other, you desperately want to not know how you got on. Here are some things that you and your fellow classmates will definitely say during the lead up to your results;
1) When are they out again?
2) I actually don't even care anymore.
3) There's nothing I can do now.
4) I did all that I could.
5) I have totally failed everything.
6) I can't even remember what the question was. What the fuck was the question?
7) I don't think I answered that section at all!
8) Wait, section D? What the fuck was that?
9) Whatever happens, happens... shots?
10) I think I might have done alright, we can pass by compensation right?
11) When are they out again?
12) Is it marked on a curve? Will that help or hurt me?
13) The professor is always really harsh with their marking scheme.
14) No one is going to pass, so we'll all fail together.
15) Whatever, it'll be fine. Maybe...
16) Can we get them online or do I have to go into college to get them?
17) I totally don't need the credit.
18) In the grand scheme of things, does it really matter?
19) Do you think I could convince my parents that my results really don't matter?
20) They kind of matter don't they....shit.
21) I was super distracted that day, it wasn't my fault.
22) Why do we even need to take exams?
23) When are they out?
24) If it's marked on a curve and I do really poorly, surely I'm helping everyone else out?
25) Why won't people shut up about exam results?
26) They put stuff on the exam that we barely even covered. Bastards.
27) If I don't check them, is it kind of like I never even did them?
28) Seriously though, when are they out?
