Who needs girls...isn't it just unreal to be a single guy in the 21st Century.....what's that I hear you say? Yes it is Ian....and here's why..
1. You don't really have to pay attention to showering rituals and keeping clean
2. ALL of the covers
3. Your browsing history is your own business
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4. Who you follow on Twitter/Facebook/the street is your own business...
5. Saving money...it's expensive being in a relationship. Buses, petrol, presents, drinks, meals, hair extensions, shoes, your credit card....and whatever else she want's you to buy...
6. It's easier to remember things because you don't have to keep relying on storing things in order to argue about why you're always inevitably wrong.
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7. No pins and needles from spooning....unless you have intentions of joining the dead arm gang ;)
8. You can sleep with whoever you want to...as long as they want it too.
9. You can move country
10. No discussions about where you want to go...you want to go somewhere, just go...you want to eat something...eat it.
11. You don’t have to repeat yourself regularly...
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