Attention Graduates: Cadbury And Oreo Are Hiring A Professional Chocolate Taster

This is actually a real job, lads.

If you're an expertly crafted chocolate enthusiast, Mondelez International have just advertised the dream job of becoming one of their professional chocolate taster. The company are the group that make Oreo, Cadbury, Milka and Prince to name but a few.

The job is advertised on LinkedIn, so here are some of the requirements candidates must posses;

Be able to taste chocolate and cocoa beverage products and give objective and honest feedback. (I volunteer as tribute)
Work within a team of panellists to share opinions and collaborate to reach an agreement on taste. (talking about delicious chocolate, okay?)
Use a clearly defined vocabulary to describe products and aid in the discrimination between products. (between mouthfuls of chocolate)
Be consistent in the results given. (I love it all)
Know the ethical and legal compliance responsibilities of the position; raise questions and concerns when faced with an ethical or compliance issue; apply integrity in all aspects of professional conduct. (yes, sir)

The part-time job is over in Reading, England, so if you're planning a move I would recommend getting over there ASAP.