Chicken goujons are life. Chicken goujons are everything. And when someone takes that away from you, you can feel personally victimised. Well, there has been a chicken goujon crisis at DCU this week and honestly, we're here for it.
The NuBar has been a highly-esteemed, first-class honours chicken goujon institution for years with their five-piece meal with chips. But then one day, for NO REASON they took out one of the goujons. If you've ever eaten four goujons you'll know this is merely but a crumb of food and you'll be left starving.
Students have not held back in telling NuBar just what they think of this farce:
Only in @DublinCityUni will you see a single chicken goujon be the reason for the students to unite #BringBackOurGoujon
— bedd (@Dabedd) February 9, 2017
The only reason I came to DCU was for the 5 goujons & chips, Im considering dropping out of DCU because it's only 4 now #BringBackOurGoujon
— Ceallachán Ó Comáin (@CalCommons) February 8, 2017
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No, you're crying.
But alas, there has been some good news and by tonight, we shall know the fate of our delicious goujons #bringbackourgoujon
