Lindsay Lohan is apparently in Moscow. This state of affairs has been going on for the last several days apparently. On Friday, Lindsay Lohan, in Moscow, uploaded an Instagram Story of such monumentally bizarre proportions it beggars both belief and the penning of this short online article.
The series of videos show Lohan pursuing a family, who she describes in one of the videos as a "Syrian refugee family that I'm really worried about," wheeling suitcases through the night streets of Moscow. Lindsay Lohan's reason for following the family around is to alternately accuse the parents of 'trafficking' children and to attempt to sort of forcibly adopt said children through a mixture of coercion and curiously-accented threats to the parents.
She is largely ignored by the family despite her persistence and demands, in both English and Aarbic. In one of the videos she uploaded she asks one of the children, "Do you want to stay in a hotel tonight? Do you want to watch movies? It would be so cool to watch a movie on a TV or a computer." A question which is presumably the first sentence in any and every kidnapping manifesto ever published - assuming publishers have ever been found for such works.
Her pursuit of the family only comes to an end when, their temper exhausted, one of the parents confronts Lindsay Lohan leading to her ending up sprawled tearily on a grassy verge.
Let's call it what this is, a quasi-breakdown symptomatic of someone who is clearly deeply troubled and struggling with her own myriad issues. As such it's perhaps best to skirt around some of the more overt mockery that such a thoroughly bizarre video ought arouse were it say a celebrity of a more robust mental nature, Eddie Hobbs for example.
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A Youtube account has collated several of her Instagram Live videos, to give a sense of what happened.
