Heading out with friends after a break-up always sounds like a great idea in theory. You're newly-single and you're lookin' hot, so why the hell shouldn't you go out on the pull? Well, alcohol mixed with emotions usually leads to one thing and one thing only: drunken texts you'll regret in the morning. Here are some thoughts we all have before drunk texting our ex...
1) I'm so glad I'm single, there are so many hot guys out tonight.
2) I look smokin', I'll just sit here and let them come to me.
3) How do you flirt again?
4) How come I'm the only one not getting any action?
5) If my ex was here we'd be on those sofas all night...
6) Thank God that's not happening. Now I'm free to dance!
7) But I have no-one to dance with because my friends have all pulled...
8) I'll just sit on the sofas and try flirting after I have another drink.
9) Oh my God, this is the sofa where we had our first kiss.
10) He was a shit kisser anyway, I'll find someone better tonight.
11) What if it's fate that I ended up sitting in our old spot?
12) Holy fuck, our song just came on. This is a sign.
13) Maybe I should send him a quick text.
14) I should really ask my friends what they think first.
15) I have no fucking clue where they are. The decision must be made.
16) Okay, one text won't do any harm. He's probably not busy anyway.
17) I'll just tell him about our song coming on, he'll think that's cute too.
18) Actually I'll send lyrics from our song. Even better.
19) Well played, self. Well played.
20) Will I regret this in the morning?
21) No, I definitely won't. Unless he doesn't reply.
22) It's been four minutes, he's totally not going to reply.
23) FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUCK.
24) Shots, anyone?
