41 Things That Are Easier To Find Than The G-Spot

It doesn't matter if you go in armed with a map, a compass, supplies and a solid 10-incher, the G-spot is a lost treasure that is not easy to find. It takes cunning, determination, sexual mastery and a penis like a roaming rattle-snake. I wanted to write an article on how to find the damn thing, but I can't! I don't know how. Here are things that I know for are a fact that are actually easier to find!

1) Area 51

2) Your Keys When Leaving In A Hurry

3) Something There Isn't A Porn Version Of

4) A Talented Reality TV Celebrity

5) Wally

6) A Kebab You Won't Regret Eating

7) Blackbeard's Treasure

8) A Student Apartment With Decent Heating

9) A Film Kirsten Stewart Is Good In

10) The Golden Snitch

11) A Tween Who Doesn't Love One Direction

12) The Ark Of The Covenant

13) That YouTube Video That's Really Funny, But You Can't Remember The Name Of

14) Frozen Dolls On Christmas Eve

15) The Princess

16) A Good Episode Of The Simpson After Season 10

17) The Bermuda Triangle

18) A Needle In A Haystack

19) The One Ring

20) A Tim Burton Movie Without Johnny Depp And Helena Bonham Carter In It

21) Life On Neptune

22) The Holy Grail

23) The 'Insert Tab' Button In Microsoft Word

24) A Better Website Than CollegeTimes

25) A Long Term Boyfriend For Taylor Swift

26) That Guy You Suspect Your Crush Likes On Facebook

27) A Good Man

28) Politically Correct Words When Put On The Spot

29) A Reason To NOT Have Another Drink On A Night Out

30) The Lost City Of Atlantis

 

31) A Clean-Shaven Hipster

32) A Gynecologist With Warm Hands

33) Mew In Pokèmon Blue/Red

34) Nemo

35) Where The Smell In Your Budget Flat Is Coming From

36) The Remote

37) The Name Of That Song You Love, It Goes Like "Da Da DAAAA OOMPH PSH, YEAH BABY!"

38) Someone Who Doesn't Like Back To The Future

39) A College As Good As The Ones You See In Movies

40) A Pint On Good Friday

41) Someone Who'll Read To The End

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