Yes Beyonce, it's wonderful to have you holla at me and tell me I'm a fab single lady. However, in reality you have a long term husband and a super cute baby. So ladies, honesty is the best policy. Beyonce was wrong. Here are the downsides of being single in College. Thanks for that Bey....
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You have way too much time on your hands.
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You have to pay for absolutely everything.
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If you're drunk, you have only have friends to help you...so choose wisely.
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You can't have sex whenever it takes your fancy. Which is nearly always.
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No one will sit and listen to you moan about your day. And it's likely that nobody cares.
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You have forgotten what passion is.
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Plus one invites now fill you with fear, as opposed to excitement.
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YOU'RE LONELY.
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When someone talks about their boyfriend, you have nothing to add to the conversation. Apart from 'fuck my life' and cat quips.
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Having an orgasm on your own has kind of lost its buzz.
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No spooning. No Forking. No anything.
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People feel sorry for you and try to set you up with weirdos far too frequently.
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YOU'RE STILL LONELY.
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Your bed is a cold and lonely hole in which your loneliness is oh so apparent.
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College Balls are just not half as magical without a boy/girlfriend.
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Your Mother constantly asks if you have a boy/girlfriend and doesn't believe you when you say no.
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It seems that everyone else in the entire world is in a relationship but you.
