We found this list on SickChirpse.com and it has given us a fair amount of entertainment in the College Times offices today. This is a list of names that the Bible used to refer to a woman's vagina. We're not quite sure why they needed to, other than telling men to stay the hell away from 'Satan's Doorbell', but they seemed to need a hell of a lot of euphemisms for it.
Next time you're chatting to someone on Tinder, use one of these references and send it to us. Hours of fun.
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- Puff Pillow
- Fish Cave
- Baby Door
- Eve’s Tunnel
- Satan’s Doorbell (Clitoral muscle)
- Reverse Blowhole
- Skin Wand Scarf
- Egg Crate
- Bullet Wound
- Sin Flower
- Moist Camel Hump
- Harpy Nest
- Canker Blossom
- Silk Barnacle
- Flap Dragon
- Clapper Claw
- Birth Cavern
- Flesh Wrap
- DNA Catcher
- Frothy Creek
- Satan’s Trap
- Sin Muscle
- Folded Flesh Leaf
- Harpoon Target
- Slurpin’ Salmon
- Devil’s Fun Slide
- Ovary Hallway
- Whispering Eye
- Secret Fish Forest
- Cat in The Hat
- Sin Sliver
- Devil Sponge
- Baby Portal
- Warm Potato
- Snake Trap
- Blood Sewer
- Twaddle Dandy
- Magic Crepe
- Satan’s Rose Bud
- Clack-dish
- Neighbour of Anus
- Pink Jello Box
- Rank Weasel
- Stripped Monkey
- Front Business
- Man’s Gift
- Wizard Sleeve
- The Liquid Slip
- Fleshy Fault Line
- Pink Velveeta Shell
- The Pubic Pub
