One of the worst ways to both prove you're a dick and break-up with someone is to send them a text. If you have ever sent a break-up text, just know that everyone hates you. Everyone. If you have ever been sent one, just know that everyone hates the person who sent you it. It's a shitty, cowardly thing to do. Here are some of the best, or worst (depending on your viewpoint) break-up texts:
1) The denial that you have just received an actual break-up text.
2) Have you seen yourself?
3) He never could let the little things go.
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4) Well SORRRRY I'm not as hipster as you.
5) A cruel twist of fate.
6) I'm sure that was an accident. Asshole.
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7) Such a Mammy's boy, getting her to do his dirty work for him.
8) And just when you think it can't get worse... he asks you for help. To break up with YOU.
9) Ha, hilarious. Batman.
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10) G'wan Dad.
11) When they're sick of your shit and release their sass on you.
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12) When you didn't see it coming.
13) A crap attempt at being funny, again.
14) When they just lose it because they're too attached to their pet.
Yeah, so some of those were funny. In a haha-I'm-so-glad-it-didn't-happen-to-me way. But either way, whether it is funny or not, NEVER break up via text. Unless you want to look like the biggest asshole on the planet.
